html Chat Wars: The Endless Battle for Procrastination Supremacy

Chat Wars: The Endless Battle for Procrastination Supremacy

Welcome to the Chat Wars, where the art of conversation is a lost cause.

Here's a log of the most epic chat battles:

Round 1: The Initial Engagement

John: "I'll just check my phone real quick."

Jane: "Don't do that."

Round 2: The Distraction

John: "I'm just looking up this one thing real quick."

Jane: "Don't. Do. That."

And that's not all, folks! Click here for the next round of epic chat battles.

Or, you know, just go check your email. We won't mind.