Procrastination Techniques: Exercise In Place

1. The Art of Watching a Clock

Master the ancient art of watching the clock as it ticks away. Study its every tick, every tock, every second that passes.

2. Extreme Ironing of Pajamas

Iron your pajamas until they are crisp and creaseless. The ultimate test of endurance.

3. The Science of Browsing Social Media

Study the infinite scroll, the algorithmic feeds, and the cat pictures.