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Technique 6: The Art of Pretending to Play Video Games

Also known as "The Master of the Half-Finished Game," this technique involves starting multiple games and pretending to play them simultaneously.

Subtechnique: The Multi-Game Matrix

Open multiple instances of the same game, each on its own window. Pretend to be playing each one, occasionally clicking buttons and moving the mouse to maintain the illusion.

Optional sub-subtechnique: The Fake Achievement Tracker

Create a notepad or spreadsheet to track your fake achievements. Write down arbitrary achievement names and pretend to have unlocked them.

Learn more about the Multi-Game Matrix

Discover the secrets of the Fake Achievement Tracker

Remember, the key to this technique is to appear engaged without actually being productive. Happy gaming!

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