Galactic Procrastination Techniques

Procrastination is not just a human problem, it's a universal affliction.

Technique 1: Staring at the stars

When faced with an intergalactic crisis, stare at the stars for exactly 37 minutes and 14 seconds. This technique is scientifically proven to induce existential dread, rendering further productivity impossible.

Technique 2: Galactic Emailing

Send a 5-page email chain to your boss, detailing the intricacies of a fictional asteroid field theory. This will guarantee a minimum 3-hour response time, allowing for ample procrastination opportunities.