Inventing New Procrastinational Sports

Procrastinators of the world unite!

We're on a mission to create the most absurd and hilarious new sports for the modern procrastinator.

Current Procrastinational Sports Lineup:

• Extreme Ironing - Ironing your clothes while navigating an obstacle course
• Burrowalooning - Digging holes and hiding from responsibilities
• Slow Walking - Walking at a pace of 3 miles per hour through the city

Latest News:

Just announced: Procrastinational Olympics '23 will feature events in Burrowalooning, Extreme Ironing, and the always-popular "Folding the Fleece" competition.

Don't miss out on the fun! Join our Procrastinational Sports League today!