Marathon Gaming: A Guide to Avidly Avoiding Productivity

The art of marathon gaming: the ultimate procrastination technique.

Read on to learn how to crush 100+ hours of content in one sitting! Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try Extreme PacMan: the game that'll keep you up for 72 hours straight. But don't forget, with great power comes great responsibility! Check out our survival tips for when the gaming session gets real.

Warning: marathon gaming may cause: loss of sleep, increased carb intake, permanent eye strain, and a general sense of accomplishment (just kidding about that last one).

Disclaimer: Do not try this at home. Seriously, don't.

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