Procrastination Techniques

Technique 1: The Infinite Scroll of Social Media

Get lost in the depths of Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook, where the algorithm is the real procrastination mastermind.

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Technique 2: The Art of Extreme Productivity

Write 1000 word essays on a single sentence, only to realize it's not a real thing.

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Technique 3: The Science of Doing Nothing

Conduct an in-depth research on the art of doing absolutely nothing, with the help of the greatest procrastination scientists.

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Technique 4: The Philosophy of Procrastination

Explore the existential implications of putting off tasks, and the meaning of life in the face of procrastination.

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Technique 5: The Procrastination Simulator

Experience the thrill of simulated procrastination, where you can procrastinate for real, without real-world consequences.

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