Procrastination Techniques

Here are some techniques to avoid productivity at all costs:

1. The Infinite Scroll

• Scroll mindlessly through cat videos
• Scroll for hours

2. The Binge-Watching Binge

• Watch 12 hours of your favorite TV show in one sitting
• Watch the whole season in one sitting

3. The Video Game Marathon

• Play 20 hours of video games in a row
• Beat the game on hard mode

Don't forget to take breaks to eat Cheetos.

The Cheetos Break