Reading: The Art of Doing Nothing
Also known as "The Technique of Extreme Productivity Inhibition," Reading is the art of turning a potentially productive afternoon into a series of hours spent scrolling through cat videos on your favorite social media platform. It's a skill that takes years to master, but the results are well worth it.
Step 1: Find a comfortable reading spot.
Step 2: Choose a book that you're never going to finish.
Step 3: Open a new tab to check your email every 5 minutes.
Learn more about Technique 1: Browsing Social Media
Discover the secrets of Technique 3: Video Gaming
Read about Technique 5: Daydreaming
Remember, the key to mastering this technique is to be ruthless. Set a timer for 2 hours, and when it goes off, pretend to get up and get a snack, but really, just stay seated and continue reading.