Tapping On The Window: The Ancient Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

For centuries, the art of tapping on a window has been the ultimate symbol of productivity avoidance. It's a delicate dance of fingers on glass, a soothing melody of tapping, tapping, tapping. Our ancestors used it to avoid the drudgery of farming, while our modern descendants use it to avoid the drudgery of, well, everything.

But what exactly is the proper way to tap? The gentle touch of a single index finger, the staccato beat of a knuckle-blast, or perhaps the frenetic tap-tap-tap of a whole hand?

We're not here to judge you, but we are here to guide you. Browse our subpages for more information on the various tapping styles and techniques that will surely help you avoid actual work:

• The Tapping Style of the Ancients
• The Knuckle Blast Method
• The Tap of the Masters

		// Tapping Code
		tapping_on_window = true;
		if (tapping_on_window) {
			print("I'm not doing work.");
		}