Technique 1: Mastering the Art of Doing Nothing

Also known as "The Ancient Art of Staring Out the Window," this technique involves staring out the window for extended periods of time, preferably while pretending to be engaged in a deep, intellectual activity.

Key principles:

• Find a window with a view that's not too obstructed by obstacles or distractions.
• Set a timer for an hour or more, and challenge yourself to stay focused on the window.
• Develop a narrative around your window-gazing: e.g., "I'm researching the local flora," "I'm contemplating the meaning of life," or "I'm secretly controlling a network of robotic minions."

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