Technique 2: Video Games

When you really need to get out of bed, but don't want to actually do any work, try playing video games! The thrill of pixelated victory and the agony of digital defeat are the perfect way to distract yourself from your responsibilities.

Join a video game community and waste hours discussing the finer points of your favorite game. Compete in speedrunning competitions where you can relive the same 5 seconds of gameplay for hours. Spend hours crafting the perfect in-game mod to give yourself an unfair advantage, because who needs to actually be good at the game, right?