The Science of Procrastination

Procrastination is not just a habit, it's a science! And, like any other science, it requires a deep understanding of the human brain's intricate workings.

Our research team at the Procrastination Institute has cracked the code: Procrastination 2.0: The Next Generation of Time-Wasting.

Here's how it works:

1. Identify the task: Use our patented Procrastination Identification and Avoidance Matrix to pinpoint the exact moment when you know you'll never start.
2. Apply the Law of Least Effort: Our scientists have discovered that the human brain is 99.99% more likely to procrastinate when faced with an overwhelming amount of effort. Use our Effort Minimization Calculator to optimize your tasks for maximum relaxation.
3. Engage in a series of carefully curated multi-tasking activities, such as browsing cat videos or reorganizing your sock drawer, to create an environment of maximum productivity.

(Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. Side effects may include: increased eye strain from staring at cat videos, permanent damage to your keyboard from excessive gaming, and irreversible social isolation. Use at your own risk.)