The Toaster Is Watching You

Procrastination Technique #47: The Ancient Art of Staring at a Toaster

It's a little-known fact that staring at a toaster can be a highly effective way to avoid productivity. The soft glow of its coils, the menacing stare of its heating coils... it's like a warm hug from a friend who's secretly judging you for not getting anything done.

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(Note: This page is a parody of the procrastination technique "The Pomodoro Technique")