Local man, John D. Procrastinator, found himself in a bit of a pickle this morning when he realized he had burned his toast to a crisp. "I was trying to get in the zone," he said, "but I guess I got a little too focused on my scrolling Twitter feed."
Stay tuned for further updates on John's toast-burning saga, and remember: if you're not having fun, you're not doing it right!
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