Escape Simulator

Procrastination Techniques

The art of escaping the inevitable task at hand. Choose a technique, or don't. We're not really judges.

  • Loss of productivity
  • Increased snack consumption
  • Mild to moderate existential dread
  • Disclaimer: Procrastination Simulator does not condone or encourage procrastination. Or does it?

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    Don't say we didn't warn you.