Procrastination Techniques
The Art of Doing Nothing
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Welcome to the ultimate guide on how to waste your time with the most creative and entertaining procrastination techniques. Here's a rundown of the most effective methods:
- Binge-watching your favorite TV show for hours on end
- Spending hours scrolling through social media, comparing your life to others'
- Creating an exhaustive list of excuses for why you're not getting anything done
- Playing video games until you've reached level 1000+
- Crafting the perfect meme to express your existential dread
Fictional Case Studies
Meet John, a software engineer who's been stuck in a loop of procrastination for 5 years.
John's case study is a prime example of how procrastination can become a lifestyle choice:
Procrastination Resources
Recommended reading for the modern procrastinator: