Arguing with Online Gurus
Are you tired of actually accomplishing things? Do you yearn to waste hours on the internet, debating the finer points of pixelated fantasy worlds with self-proclaimed "experts"?
We've got you covered. Here are some expert-level tips on how to argue with online gurus:
- 1. Troll the Gurus by posting inflammatory comments on their forum threads.
- 2. Use fancy-pants lingo like "git gud" and "pwned" to confuse and intimidate your opponents.
- 3. Make up facts about the game's lore, and then argue with glee when the gurus try to correct you.
- 4. Play the stupid game for 12 hours straight, then complain about how you're "not getting any work done" when gurus tell you to focus.
Remember, the key to successful arguing with online gurus is to never, ever, ever admit defeat.
Visit our Philosophical Debates page for more ways to waste your time.
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