Congratulations, you have reached the pinnacle of procrastination!
Welcome to the never-ending cycle of repetition and despair.
Level 1-1, "The Slightly-Too-Difficult-For-My-Tastes" has been your bane for hours. You've died 27 times.
You are now a legend among your peers for your ability to accomplish nothing.
As the hours tick by, your sanity begins to slip. Your friends and family try to intervene, but you're too busy.
Here's a graph of your progress:
Don't forget, every hour that passes is an hour wasted. But hey, at least you've got your "I'm a Pro" achievement unlocked.
View your achievement log here
Or, if you're feeling really desperate, try Desperation Mode
Or, if you're feeling really, really desperate, try Procrastination Sabbatical