Are you tired of your game being too easy? Do you find yourself wandering around the same 5x5 grid for hours on end? Do you want to experience the thrill of frustration and despair? Look no further than this comprehensive guide on how to get stuck in your own game!
Start by creating a maze that's so complex, it'll keep players on their toes. Think Escher meets Portal. Add someæk twists and turns, and make sure there's at least one wall that looks suspiciously like a wall, but isn't.
Throw in some 'red herrings' to keep players on their toes. Like that one button that looks like it'll give you a hint, but really just makes the maze harder. Or that one wall that looks like it'll give you a nice shortcut, but really just leads to more frustration.
Make one tiny change, and watch as the entire game unravels. Like that one button that, when pressed, makes the game crash, but also gives the player a temporary boost to their score.
And that's it! With these simple steps, you'll have a game that's so frustratingly fun, players will be begging for a refund. Or, you know, they'll just rage quit and never play again. Either way, it's a win-win!
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