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Time-Warping Video Game Procrastination Technique

Are you tired of the tedium of real life? Do you yearn for the rush of adrenaline and the satisfaction of saving the world from certain doom? Look no further than this revolutionary technique.

Step 1: Create a character

Make sure their name is something ridiculous, like "Bobby McSpud" or "Lord McFlapjordle"
Choose a class that will never be balanced in the game's balance patch, like the "Glass Cannon" or the "Slightly-Less-Deadly Ninja"
Assign them a skillset that will never be upgraded, like the ability to turn invisible in plain sight or shoot fireballs from their eyes

Step 2: Get stuck on a single level

Find the level with the most frustratingly difficult platforming or the one with the most infuriatingly cheap AI

Spent hours, days, weeks, or even months on that single level, because why bother moving on?

Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum

Create a new character with a slightly different name, class, and skillset, and repeat the process all over again

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