Technique 2: Extreme Prolongation
In this revolutionary technique, you'll learn to extend your gaming sessions by an arbitrary amount, making the most of your limited free time.
Here's the basic idea:
- Load up your favorite game and set the volume to 11.
- Immediately pause the game and take a 20-minute break to grab a snack.
- Return to the game, only to discover that the last 10 minutes of progress have been erased.
- Repeat steps 1-3 until you've reached your desired level of frustration.
Example: You've been stuck on this one boss for 3 hours. Suddenly, you're back at the start of the level, with no progress made. You've successfully prolonged your gaming session by 2 hours and 20 minutes.
But wait, there's more!
By applying this technique, you'll also learn to appreciate the simple joys of watching paint dry, and develop a deep sense of existential dread for the impending doom that is adulthood.
Try it today!
Technique 1: Mind-Numbing Repetition | Technique 3: Randomized Randomness
