Are you tired of being productive? Do you yearn for the simple joy of staring at something that doesn't require effort or motivation? Look no further than the venerable technique of watching cats!
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• Master the art of staring at a cat for hours without blinking
• Develop a keen sense of focus on the cat's every whisker
• Cultivate a deep understanding of the feline universe, from the intricacies of their ear structure to the majesty of their tail
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