Extreme Cat Watching: The Art of Feeding Them Tacos

Step 1: Clear your schedule for the next 24 hours. You won't be needing it.

Step 2: Acquire a sufficient supply of catnip and tacos.

Step 3: Set up a cat agility course to optimize viewing angles.

Cats are notoriously picky eaters. You will need to offer a variety of taco options:

• Carnitas: A classic choice, featuring slow-cooked pork and a hint of existential dread.
• Al Pastor: Spicy and mysterious, just like the void of uncertainty that is life.
• Carne Asada: A delicate balance of flavors, much like the delicate balance of your own sanity while watching cats.