Mastering the Art of Doing Nothing

Are you tired of being productive? Do you yearn for the sweet release of a life unburdened by deadlines and responsibilities? Look no further, friend!

Here's a comprehensive guide to the most effective procrastination techniques, guaranteed to drive your friends and family to the brink of madness:

Don't have time to read all these techniques? Don't worry, we've got a Auto-Procrastination Mode to save you time!