According to our research, the following are the leading theories on the causes of Attention Deficit Disco:
It's a proven fact that too much exposure to flashing disco lights can cause one's attention span to decrease significantly. This is especially true if you've been in a room with more than 5 disco balls.
We've discovered that an prophets of an uncontrollable urge to get up and dance can cause one's attention to be solely focused on the dance floor. In extreme cases, this can lead to a condition known as "Disco-induced Attention Deficit Disorder" or DADD for short.