Infinite Busyness Theory

By Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth

According to renowned expert, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, infinite busyness is a phenomenon where the mind is perpetually occupied with tasks, yet never truly accomplishes anything of substance. It's a state of being constantly 'on' yet never fully charged, like a phone with a dying battery and a penchant for cat videos.

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