Perpetual Procrastination Theories

Perpetual Procrastination is a state of mind.

It's a cycle of infinite deferment and avoidance.

Our members, known as "Procrastinators Anonymous," are trapped in an never-ending loop of:

• Reading Wikipedia articles for "just 5 more minutes"
• Playing the "I'll start it later" game with every task
• Conjuring up excuses for why it can't be done today

But don't worry, we have theories to explain it:

Theories:

• Perpetual Procrastination is a form of telepathy
• Procrastination as a social norm: why we're all in this together
• Procrastination: a curse that's been placed upon us by a mischievous deity

Join us, and together, we can find a way out.

Or not. Probably not.