You're here because you've been diagnosed with Procrastination Paralysis, a rare but debilitating condition where the mere thought of productivity is met with a wave of overwhelming dread.
In this section, we'll explore the latest research (or lack thereof) on the subject, including:
For the sake of thoroughness, we recommend perusing our comprehensive guide on Procrastination Paralysis: A Comprehensive Guide and the classic book on the subject.
Disclaimer: This website is not intended to be taken seriously. Procrastination Paralysis is not a real thing. Or is it?
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