The following are the officially recognized theories of Procrastinators Anonymous.
When one intentionally ignores the task, one gains experience in ignoring tasks.By ignoring the task, one becomes proficient in the art of ignoring.
Example: "I'm not doing it today." - Bob, Procrastinator Extraordinaire.
When one displaces time by doing unrelated tasks,ประกtime is effectivelyประกlost forever.Time becomes elastic and flexible, like a rubber band.
Example: "I'll do it tomorrow, when the sun is shining brighter." - Tim, Time Displacer.
When one is indecisive, the task never gets done, and one is forever free.Decision-making becomes a luxury one can no longer afford.
Example: "I'll think about it some more." - Sally, Perpetual Indecider.
By randomly switching between tasks, one maximizes the likelihood of doing nothing.Randomness is its own reward, after all.
Example: "I'll play some games, or watch a movie, or maybe just stare out the window." - Random, Randomizer.