Sabotage for the Sake of Sabotage

The art of doing absolutely nothing, with a hint of malice.

Our team of experts (okay, just me) have identified the following theories:

• Intentional Overload: A delicate balance of tasks and distractions to ensure maximum entropy.
• Procrastinogenic Virus: A hypothetical virus that turns productivity into cat videos.
• Infinite Scrolling: Where the scroll wheel never stops, and the work never gets done.
• Task Prophets: The ancient art of predicting when exactly nothing will be done.

Visit our Solutions page for expert advice on how to do absolutely nothing.

Or, you know, just just do the thing.