Level 1-1: The Agony of Doing Nothing. A level so grueling, so torturous, so... utterly pointless. Your goal is to do absolutely nothing for 10 minutes and 14 seconds. Yes, it's a challenge. Yes, it's a test of wills.
But don't worry, we've included some helpful distractions to keep you on track:
Remember, the clock is ticking. Literally. There's a countdown timer somewhere on this page. Don't look.