Welcome to ProcrastinationThroughVideoGames, where the only thing we take seriously is our lack of productivity.
Today, you find yourself in the midst of "Epic Quest," a game where your sole goal is to achieve a perfectly average score. Don't worry, it's not as boring as it sounds.
As you progress through the game, you'll encounter:
Remember, the key to success is not to do the thing you have to do, but to do the thing you want to do.
And if that thing is play video games, then so be it.
Or, at the very least, pretend to play video games while actually doing nothing productive.
Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor!
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