Don't Do It Yourself (If You Can Help It)

Expert Advice for the Lazest of Us

Are you tired of being a productive member of society? Do you find yourself constantly frustrated with the expectations of others? Well, you're in luck! Here are some expert tips on how to do the bare minimum.

Tip 1: Delegate, But Not Really

Don't bother with the details. Just give your tasks to someone else and hope they get it done.

Read more about delegation (or not)

Tip 2: Outsource, But Not Really Outsourcing 101: The Art of Not Doing It Yourself

Outsourcing 101: The Art of Not Doing It Yourself

The Lazy Person's Guide to Getting Things Done (Kind Of)

Are you tired of actually doing things? Well, you're in luck! Here's how to outsource your life and still manage to achieve a state of mild competence.

Read more about the art of half-measures

And remember, it's all about the principle, not the practice

Don't bother with the fine details, just focus on looking good while doing the bare minimum.

See also: Don't Take It For Granted

Don't Call It When You Need It: The Art of Impatience

Don't Call It When You Need It: The Art of Impatience

Waiting for the Other Shoe to Drop (or Not)

Are you tired of getting things done in a timely manner? Do you find yourself constantly waiting for others to get around to it? Well, you're in luck! Here's how to perfect the art of impatience.

Read more about the art of expecting nothing to work

It's all about the waiting game

Just stand there, looking good, and wait for someone to come along and do it for you.

See also: Don't Worry It Will Get Done Someday

Don't Expect It to Work: The Art of Cynicism

Don't Expect It to Work: The Art of Cynicism

Waiting for the Other Shoe to Drop (or Not)

Are you tired of things working out? Do you find yourself constantly expecting the worst? Well, you're in luck! Here's how to perfect the art of cynicism.

Read more about the art of being late

It's all about the disappointment

Just stand there, looking disappointed, and wait for things to go wrong.

See also: Don't Be Too Polite About It

Don't Be Late for It: The Art of Punctuality (Not)

Don't Be Late for It: The Art of Punctuality (Not)

The Joy of Being Fashionably Late

Are you tired of being on time? Do you find yourself wanting to push the boundaries of what constitutes a "timely" arrival? Well, you're in luck! Here's how to perfect the art of being late.

Read more about the art of not being honest

It's all about the drama and the flair

Just stroll in, fashionably late, and make a big show of it.

See also: Don't Be Too Truthful About It

Don't Be Too Honest About It: The Art of Evasion

Don't Be Too Honest About It: The Art of Evasion

A Guide to Not Telling the Truth

Are you tired of telling the truth? Do you find yourself constantly wanting to avoid it? Well, you're in luck! Here's how to perfect the art of evasion.

Read more about the art of being unexcited

It's all about the art of saying nothing

Just smile, nod, and change the subject.

See also: Don't Be Too Reliable About It

Don't Be Too Reliable About It: The Art of Inconsistency

Don't Be Too Reliable About It: The Art of Inconsistency

A Guide to Not Following Through

Are you tired of keeping your promises? Do you find yourself constantly wanting to break the rules? Well, you're in luck! Here's how to perfect the art of inconsistency.

Read more about the art of being spontaneous (not)

It's all about the art of changing your mind

Just say one thing, do another, and act like it's no big deal.

See also: Don't Be Too Dependable About It

Don't Be Too Spontaneous About It: The Art of Planning

Don't Be Too Spontaneous About It: The Art of Planning

A Guide to Thinking Ahead (But Not Really)

Are you tired of being spontaneous? Do you find yourself wanting to plan everything out? Well, you're in luck! Here's how to perfect the art of planning.

Read more about the art of being organized

It's all about the art of thinking ahead (but not really)

Just make a list, check it twice, and forget about it.

See also: Don't Be Too Methodical About It

Don't Be Too Organized About It: The Art of Chaos

Don't Be Too Organized About It: The Art of Chaos

A Guide to Being Unorganized (But Not Really)

Are you tired of being organized? Do you find yourself wanting to live in a state of complete disarray? Well, you're in luck! Here's how to perfect the art of chaos.

Read more about the art of being imperfect

It's all about the art of making it up as you go

Just wing it, and hope for the best.

See also: Don't Be Too Optimistic About It

Don't Be Too Perfectionistic About It: The Art of Imperfection

Don't Be Too Perfectionistic About It: The Art of Imperfection

A Guide to Being Imperfectly Fine With It

Are you tired of being perfect? Do you find yourself wanting to just wing it and hope for the best? Well, you're in luck! Here's how to perfect the art of imperfection.

Read more about the art of being unpoliticized

It's all about the art of not trying

Just give up and hope for the best.

See also: Don't Be Too Professional About It

Don't Be Too Politicized About It: The Art of Unprofessionalism

Don't Be Too Politicized About It: The Art of Unprofessionalism

A Guide to Being Unprofessional (But Not Really)

Are you tired of being professional? Do you find yourself wanting to be a slacker? Well, you're in luck! Here's how to perfect the art of unprofessionalism.

Read more about the art of being over-relaxed

It's all about the art of taking it easy

Just slack off, and hope for the best.

See also: Don't Be Too Responsible About It

Don't Be Too Responsible About It: The Art of Irresponsibility

Don't Be Too Responsible About It: The Art of Irresponsibility

A Guide to Not Being Responsible

Are you tired of being responsible? Do you find yourself wanting to live in a state of utter disregard for the rules? Well, you're in luck! Here's how to perfect the art of irresponsibility.

Read more about the art of being selfish

It's all about the art of not caring

Just wing it, and hope for the best.

See also: Don't Be Too Selfish About It