Are you tired of being a productive member of society? Do you find yourself constantly frustrated with the expectations of others? Well, you're in luck! Here are some expert tips on how to do the bare minimum.
Don't bother with the details. Just give your tasks to someone else and hope they get it done.
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Are you tired of actually doing things? Well, you're in luck! Here's how to outsource your life and still manage to achieve a state of mild competence.
Read more about the art of half-measures
Don't bother with the fine details, just focus on looking good while doing the bare minimum.
See also: Don't Take It For Granted
Are you tired of getting things done in a timely manner? Do you find yourself constantly waiting for others to get around to it? Well, you're in luck! Here's how to perfect the art of impatience.
Read more about the art of expecting nothing to work
Just stand there, looking good, and wait for someone to come along and do it for you.
See also: Don't Worry It Will Get Done Someday
Are you tired of things working out? Do you find yourself constantly expecting the worst? Well, you're in luck! Here's how to perfect the art of cynicism.
Read more about the art of being late
Just stand there, looking disappointed, and wait for things to go wrong.
See also: Don't Be Too Polite About It
Are you tired of being on time? Do you find yourself wanting to push the boundaries of what constitutes a "timely" arrival? Well, you're in luck! Here's how to perfect the art of being late.
Read more about the art of not being honest
Just stroll in, fashionably late, and make a big show of it.
See also: Don't Be Too Truthful About It
Are you tired of telling the truth? Do you find yourself constantly wanting to avoid it? Well, you're in luck! Here's how to perfect the art of evasion.
Read more about the art of being unexcited
Just smile, nod, and change the subject.
See also: Don't Be Too Reliable About It
Are you tired of keeping your promises? Do you find yourself constantly wanting to break the rules? Well, you're in luck! Here's how to perfect the art of inconsistency.
Read more about the art of being spontaneous (not)
Just say one thing, do another, and act like it's no big deal.
See also: Don't Be Too Dependable About It
Are you tired of being spontaneous? Do you find yourself wanting to plan everything out? Well, you're in luck! Here's how to perfect the art of planning.
Read more about the art of being organized
Just make a list, check it twice, and forget about it.
See also: Don't Be Too Methodical About It
Are you tired of being organized? Do you find yourself wanting to live in a state of complete disarray? Well, you're in luck! Here's how to perfect the art of chaos.
Read more about the art of being imperfect
Just wing it, and hope for the best.
See also: Don't Be Too Optimistic About It
Are you tired of being perfect? Do you find yourself wanting to just wing it and hope for the best? Well, you're in luck! Here's how to perfect the art of imperfection.
Read more about the art of being unpoliticized
Just give up and hope for the best.
See also: Don't Be Too Professional About It
Are you tired of being professional? Do you find yourself wanting to be a slacker? Well, you're in luck! Here's how to perfect the art of unprofessionalism.
Read more about the art of being over-relaxed
Just slack off, and hope for the best.
See also: Don't Be Too Responsible About It
Are you tired of being responsible? Do you find yourself wanting to live in a state of utter disregard for the rules? Well, you're in luck! Here's how to perfect the art of irresponsibility.
Read more about the art of being selfish
Just wing it, and hope for the best.