4. Ask-For-Advice-Then-Ignore-It

When all else fails, ask for advice, but don't actually listen to it. This tip is a classic.

Ask your mom, ask your friend, ask your cat. Who needs actual wisdom when you can just pretend to be interested?

Example:

• Ask your significant other for advice, then immediately forget they said it.
• Ask a professional, but only if you want to pay their hourly rate.
• Ask a child, they'll just tell you to 'be more like them'.

Subpages:

• Ask-Your-Mom
• Ask-Your-Professional
• Ask-A-Child