TIP 1: When in a meeting, pretend to be interested in the conversation, but secretly browse Reddit. No one will notice the 12 tabs open in your browser.
TIP 2: If your cat is sleeping, tell it you'll 'just check one more thing real quick' to avoid getting up.
TIP 3: When asked to do something 'in a jiffy,' tell the person you're allergic to jiffies. It's a real thing, Google it.
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