Distract Yourself

When faced with the crushing weight of deadlines and responsibility, it's easy to get lost in the never-ending vortex of procrastination.

• Watch paint dry
• Learn the art of folding a fitted sheet
• Read the dictionary
• Play video games with a 12-hour save time limit
• Stare out the window
• Learn to pick up small rocks and put them back down again
• Try to break the world record for longest time spent on the couch
• Count the blades of grass on the lawn
• Learn to recite the phonebook from memory