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Step 1: Gather a plethora of ingredients. No, not just any ingredients. We're talking 17 different types of exotic spices and herbs.

Step 2: Create a intricate recipe involving 47 nested if-else statements.

Step 3: Spend 3 hours deciding whether to use a spoon or a ladle for stirring the soup.

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