By now, your soup should start to resemble a chemistry experiment gone wrong. Add 3 cups of pickled jalapeños, a jar of mayonnaise, and a pinch of edible gold dust. Stare intensely at the soup, wondering if this is really worth it.
At this point, the soup is so complex it has its own Instagram account and a Patreon page.
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• Step 8: Add a sentient, judgmental AI that critiques your life choices
• Step 9: Serve the soup in a hollowed-out, antique teapot and pretend it's a fine wine