Procrastination Trophies

Today's Top 5 Procrastination Feats

• Spent 4 hours watching cat videos instead of doing math homework.
• Conquered an entire season of my favorite TV show in one sitting.
• Managed to eat an entire pizza by myself without anyone judging me.
• Spent 3 hours crafting the perfect procrastination playlist.
• Set a new personal best for most consecutive hours spent playing video games.