The Time-Tested Technique of Multitasking

Also known as the art of doing nothing, but looking busy.

In this workshop, you'll learn the ancient art of simultaneously checking social media, browsing cat videos, and pretending to work.

Join us for our comprehensive guide on how to:

• Concurrently scroll through 5 different tabs on your browser.
• Listen to music while simultaneously watching a YouTube video.
• Write a 5-page report, but only type 3 words per minute.

Don't worry, we'll cover the basics of:

• Procrastination math: how to calculate the optimal time spent on cat videos.
• The art of making excuses: how to blame others for your lack of productivity.

And, of course, we'll have a comprehensive guide on:

How to turn your desk into a makeshift hammock.

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