Procrastination Pro Tips
Because adulting is hard.
Here are some expertly researched and totally-not-made-up tips for doing absolutely nothing:
- Make a to-do list with 100 items, then forget what it's for.
- Watch cat videos until your productivity is reduced to 0.
- Take a 3-hour lunch, minimum.
- Claim you're "just on a break" when in reality you've been on break for weeks.
- Learn to make a decent grilled cheese, but only use it to fuel your procrastination sessions.
Advanced Procrastination Techniques
For the truly committed:
- Merge your work and personal email accounts.
- Use your work computer to play Solitaire.
- Convince your boss you're a "creative genius" who needs "inspiration time."
Take it to the next level