Meet our fearless leader, Bob. Bob has spent the last 20 years in a state of perpetual lounging, subsisting on a diet of ramen noodles and video games.
Bob's philosophy: "The key to success is to never actually do anything."
Under Bob's guidance, Procrastinators Anonymous has grown to include thousands of members who share Bob's commitment to doing nothing.
Our Meetings are legendary for their lack of productivity.
Our Rules are simple: never do something, ever.