Meet Our Leadership

Our fearless leaders have spent years perfecting the art of doing nothing.

They have achieved a mastery of the ancient art of doing nothing, and their techniques have been sought after by the world.

Meet our team of experts in the field:

• Jeff, The King of Procrastination - Our founder and head of nothing.
• Sarah, The Duchess of Distraction - Our resident expert in the field of finding interesting cat videos.
• Tim, The Sultan of Surfing Reddit - Our go-to guy for finding the best memes.

Together, they have created a legacy of doing absolutely nothing.

Our Legacy - Learn more about their incredible feats of productivity avoidance.