Meet the Leader
The leader of Procrastinators Anonymous is a mysterious figure known only as "Brent." Brent is a master of the art of doing absolutely nothing. He has spent years perfecting the technique of staring blankly at a screen, waiting for inspiration to strike.
Brent's office is a shrine of empty pizza boxes, stained coffee cups, and broken dreams. He spends most of his days playing video games, browsing cat videos, and eating Cheetos.
Despite his reputation as a slacker, Brent has a profound impact on the Procrastinators Anonymous community. He inspires members to reach new heights of inactivity and laziness.
Want to learn more about the inner workings of Brent's brain? Click here to see a detailed analysis of his thought process.
Or, if you're feeling really inspired, you could try to join Procrastinators Anonymous and take the first step on the path to ultimate laziness.