Benny "The King" Procrastinator has been leading the pack since 2015. He's known for his exceptional skill in binge-watching cat videos and his unwavering commitment to taking 30-minute breaks every hour.
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Jane "The Queen" Procrastinator has been Vice President since 2020. She's an expert in the art of making excuses and can talk about her favorite TV show for hours.
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Bob "The Minimalist" Procrastinator joined the team in 2025. He's an expert in doing the bare minimum and can get more done in 10 minutes with a 5-minute timer.
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