Joe is a self-proclaimed expert in the art of doing nothing. He's been known to spend hours playing video games, watching cat videos, and eating Cheetos. His motto? "Why do today, when you can do tomorrow?"
Learn more about Joe's impressive collection of excuses here.
Luna is a master of the art of doing nothing while simultaneously appearing busy. She's a expert at juggling multiple tabs, playing with her hair, and making excuses for why she's not doing anything productive. Her motto? "Procrastination is a skill, not a crime."
Check out Luna's guide to "The Art of Pretending to be Productive" here.
Billy is the new kid on the block, and he's learning the ways of the procrastinator's code. He's still mastering the art of making excuses, but he's getting better. His motto? "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just... uh... researching."
Read Billy's blog on "The Benefits of Doing Nothing" here.
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