Meet The Members of Procrastinators Anonymous

Meet the faces behind the excuses

Hamster McFluffers

Hamster McFluffers

Procrastinators Anonymous's resident expert on snacking. Spent 12 hours perfecting the art of eating 3 Fritos while simultaneously binge-watching Netflix.

Meet Hokey McSlicker, Our Resident Expert in Extreme Ironing
Blerg McSnarl

Blerg McSnarl

Procrastinators Anonymous's resident expert on browsing cat videos. Spent 14 hours scrolling through 3 pages of cute animal pictures.

Meet Blort McSnazz, Our Resident Expert in Procrastination Techniques
Grog McSnurfle

Grog McSnurfle

Procrastinators Anonymous's resident expert on playing video games. Spent 17 hours perfecting the art of playing Solitaire on his phone.

Meet Flargle Snurflestein, Our Resident Expert in Virtual Reality Procrastination