Procrastinators Anonymous - Where Indolence Meets Community

We're a support group for people who have mastered the art of doing nothing.

Our mission is to provide a safe space for procrastinators to share their expertise in:

• Time management... for the sake of procrastination
• Goal-setting... for the goal of never meeting them
• Productivity techniques... to create more excuses

Join us and learn how to:

• Master the art of binge-watching entire TV series in one sitting
• Develop a comprehensive understanding of cat videos
• Perfect the art of making a grilled cheese sandwich in 17 different ways

Don't worry, we won't judge you (much). Our members include:

• Professional couch warmers
• Expert gamers
• Maestros of the art of staring blankly into space

We're proud members of the Procrastinators Anonymous community. Come for the camaraderie, stay for the:

• Unrelenting excuses
• Unbeatable procrastination techniques
• The faint aroma of last week's pizza in the break room

Meet Our Leadership for a glimpse into the minds behind our organization.