Welcome to Procrastinators Anonymous, where we've got a system for you.
In this section, you'll learn how to turn the tables on your tasks, deadlines, and productivity.
Use the "Time Traveler's Delight" method to turn your 10-minute tasks into 10-hour marathons.
Or, if you're feeling particularly clever, use the "Procrastination Paradox" method to turn your procrastination into a self-sustaining feedback loop.
And, for those who've mastered the basics, there's the "Procrastination Paradoxical Solutions" page, where you can find out how to turn your procrastination into a never-ending cycle of productivity and despair.
But wait, there's more! Check out the Miscellaneous Procrastination Tools page for even more creative ways to waste time.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try the Procrastination through Procrastination method, where the goal is to procrastinate so hard that you forget what you're procrastinating from.